I know, because there was a purple computer player in Super
Bomberman 2, and man, he kicked my ass. He kicked
everyone's ass.

What's wrong with Bomberman 2, anyway? It's a great game,
but the AI sucks. You're telling me that one minute they
have little notebooks that allow them to know the distance
and amount of everyone's bombs, and the next they're
walking into "HURRY-UP" kill-walls?