What I've done is mapped my entire brain into JavaScript,
so now you can use my superior knowledge of Mathematics to
your own advantage! Or for evil!

See Jeff's calculator, but every answer says "CRAP!" and
stuff like that.

OR: The Einstein Calculator.

Responses: Piss off!
           I like scones!
           Where's my chalk?
           DAMMIT, WHO STOLE MY CHALK?
           I *NEED* THAT CHALK, DAMN YOU ALL!
           Oh, wait, here's my chalk. It fell into my pantleg.
           Aww, geez, I got chalk dust all over my sweater...
           Suck it, Bohr!
           Hey, Hitler: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! [sticks out tongue]